KING O' THE WEB!

KING O' THE WEB!
HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE A FOLLOWER, FREQUENTER, LURKER OR SUBSCRIBER, I STRONGLY SUGGEST SWITCHING OVER TO THE MAIN URL, GLYPHJOCKEY
WHICH SHOULD KEEP ON EXISTING, BARRING GOOGLE DECIDING TO ELIMINATE BLOGGER OR SOMETHING ELSE WEIRD LIKE THAT.

Friday, May 25, 2012

2012 Cycling Mile 400 - Chez Moi

The grape house and bluebird nest box made from wine crates currently occupied by wrens.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Dark Knight Gets Promoted to Count

You're welcome for this AWESOME IDEA, Hollywood! Leave a comment for where to send me the check.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Bruce Springsteen Dream Baby Dream

I am all WTFed over this - I am pretty much ignorant of Springsteen, but he deserves credit for this inspired cover, and the condensed scenes from Sunrise work. Via coisas do arco da velha



Happy Birthday Mrs. Lex10

The Perception of Dors



Like what I did there? With that title? Hah? HAH!?! Either way this site is a gem - one of those old-school web layouts with GIANT FONTS and stuff that looks like links but aren't.
CENTERED, CENTERED, I tells ya!- 
I think the purpose is to sell you a naked picture of Diana Dors, via the swapsale domain, but who the hell knows - life's too short to dick around with meaningless content, no?

Net-net it is, however an obsessively wonderful overview of Diana's career, replete with clips pix and posters. Go - have an ogle at this sometimes questionably beautiful, baloney-lipped wonder.

Cheeky!


Sunday, April 8, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Mile 100 2012

I have dispensed with the odometer. Trust me - it's mile 100.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"Heil, Honey, I'm Home" Wow. Wrongest Show........Right?

Heil Honey, I'm Home. Canceled off BSB (the square dish people if I remember right...) in 1990 after one episode. As Jeffrey Ross stated today, "if it's not offending someone it's probably not a joke."

 

Monday, January 23, 2012

Friday, January 20, 2012

Virgen Revisado

A gift from my daughter's pal in recognition of my video La Virgen de Xtabay (Blocked in Japan, of all places!!)
The vid:

So, uh my daughter also sent me a text regarding one of the comments in Spanish that sort of covered the whole Xtabay legend including pubic hair color. "Hey - I don't make the rules!" - as they say... I was just neck deep in V.O.G. images and shot, shot, shot. So when it comes to your taking offense at the present I was given, get off me. It's got style.

Amazing Reimaginings of Contemporary Films With Classic Casts

I am, as the casual speakers in the British part of the UK sometimes say, gobsmacked, at the wonderful execution of these posters by Peter Stults. Go visit them and appreciate the all-around cleverness and beautiful execution. You may just cerebrally shit yourself.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Blasted Oak - George Formby Looks for LSD

George Formby looks for LSD - sounds like a rough trip, meanwhile... bees, ants, fungus....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/£sd

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas Miracle: Flowering Mother In Law's Tongue

Have had this plant, Mother in Law's Tongue or a variegated cultivar of Sansevieria trifasciata and it's many propagations (which have lived in my office, on stage in high school plays, in a bathtub downstairs and out in the yard during summer) since the dawn of time. This is the first time it has flowered in our presence and it has chosen today as its day to get the full blown flower on. Quite wet and juicy during gestation of the bloom. Also known as snake plant.


Mile 700 - Christmas Day 2011

Two sides of Harrisonville Lake:
Rough side, looking at the spillway through the road bridge arch atop hurricane-washed roots.

Pretty side of the lake from the bridge, with a fallen sycamore making its own mirror image.

Probably last o' the year owing to the fact that I am up to breaking a spoke every 20-40 miles, and either need to replace or re-lace my rear wheel. Probably replace, owing to some questionable wear on the hub.
HOORAY!!!!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Wow - Fleischer Christmas!

Holy crap - Charlie Parker.gunslinger, etc, etc. contributor swac posted a link to the Fleischer Brothers online Museum which has a wunderbar collection of Christmas cards.


Cheesy Christmas Tree Topper

Got it today!

D*mn! Sh*t! The F*cking Best Xmas Gift Ever, B*stards and B*tches!

Spotted by me and purchased at the thrift shop TODAY, by Lex 11. Who wouldn't want to protect their families' precious ears from foul language? Klik 4 bigger

It has a handy chart using amount of cusses removed from popular movies, in order to prove "f"-icacy.














AND It has a setting to allow schmucks like Pat Robertson to shout "Jesus Christ!" without it getting bleeped.





Hooray for Curse Free TV - Fuck Yeah!


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Whaddya Feed Your Pet Zombie Pig?

This was a birthday present from an aesthetically minded pal. I feel like I've seen these before, but the 'serving suggestion' really grabbed me.